First, check out some of Santa's own lyrics:
“Joy to my thong, for it belongs,
In, the thong Hall of Fame!
Everybody sees,
Almost all of me,
From Santa's Pudgy Cheek!
To my really stinky feet!
Ohhhhhh-hohohohoho,
I love my thong!
”
“Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
FA LA LA LA LA, I'm wearing a thong!
Look at me I'm so Jolly,
FA LA LA LA LA, I'm wearing a thong.
Donning all my gay apparell
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
I'm in my undies like Will Ferrel,
FA LA LA LA LA, I'm wearing a thong!”
Now, do you think you have what it takes to write Santa's next Thong Song Sing-Along?
Fill out the form below with your best ideas, and if they're funny enough for Santa, they'll show up on this website. If you are a performer, upload original MP3 audio files of you and your friends singing your songs. Submit as many times as you'd like!
